I went on Omegle instead.
Stranger: hi
You: Excuse me, but I am on a quest to seek for the Holy Grail.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :P
You: Have you seen it, by chance?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh really?!? Where, pray tell!!
Stranger: i'd have to kill you after i tell
You: Oh, but surely you wouldn't want to kill your king!
Stranger: i wont mind, i had killed before
You: But I am King of the British! What will they do without their king?
Stranger: they'd prefer a queen
You: Surely they'd mourn and seek revenge!
Stranger: nothing that i cant handle
You: Can you at least spare me a hint of where it may lie?
Stranger: it's on the moon
You: